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VERBATIM: Overheard in NYC

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–Overheard on the downtown #6 Train:  Conversation between four 30-something chics in long sundresses, looking fabulous & fabulously botoxed with the smoothest foreheads I think I've ever seen. 

 

"There's no money in happiness.  There's money in fear."

–Overheard at Starbucks on 67th & Columbus:  Old disheveled guy wearing a camouflage bandana, talking on his cellphone & typing on his duct-taped laptop with his decrepid pinky nail.